The Greatest Nicknames In Football

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Time and time again, we see footballers being given nicknames by fans, either because they are very good at what they do or they just suck at it

What's the funniest sounding nickname ever given to a footballer?
I'll start with

Jon Flanagan Scouse Cafu

 

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Mario Balotelli Super Mario

 

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Kanu Nwankwo== Papilo

 

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Javier Hernandez Chicharito

 

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Mohammed Salah The Egyptian King

 

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Cristiano Ronaldo: The GOAT